"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.”
"When nothing is going right, go left."
"Behind every successful women, there is a substantial amount of coffee."
“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”
“I don’t suffer from shyness, I’m just holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.”
“I made a to-do list for today. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it”
“During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. During the night, I become a bit more open-minded."
“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.”
“Surround yourself with tacos, not negativity.”
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“I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.”
"I can resist anything except temptation."
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”